Please Help

First please help this guy - he says he's doomed. Well, if you don't flush what else... incidentally this is a screen shot from 'Once upon a time in China' (an amazing movie if you are a K-Fu fan)and this fella is fighting Jet Li. Now he's really flushed!
Second, help out the Nautiyal cousins please...they have 'nothing concrete to talk about' right now. But before helping them, can someone please tell me why is this news worth publishing? Ok, so these dudes had a fight with their boss and left in a huff. So what? The best part is their threat at the end - apparently they will still submit their work for awards even if they've left the agency. Keep it up you Nautiyals!
Third, can someone help me? This is kinda Zen-ish "What is the state of an error report 'not-responding' " A complete Koan.