More Tummy Journalism

Is this a conspiracy to irritate me? Barely a week and Mid-day carries another story of a tummy upset! In case you missed the earlier example of glorious journalism here it is.
and the stupid media newsletter i subscribe to again classifies it as a 'Newsbreaker'. Useless idiots. Banish all these people to Frumthapet (don't bother Googling that - i cooked the name up and it doesn't exist - i checked)

This story too gives all the gory details - see the underlined phrases in the print-screen below:
1) Where she vomited (yikes!)
2) How she feels terrible eating Khichdi (a plain rice dish)

And very creative sub-headings like 'Chaat Chatka' lit. 'Tangy-Snack Thrashing' (sorry couldn't do a better job translating that one - contributions welcome) .
For additional fun read the caption of the snap - translates as 'Till when shall i continue having Khichdi? Man.